Monday, June 1, 2009

Tips for Promotion

I am posting this because no one else wants to post their dining experiences (Bunch of selfish liars!!). Recently I have been promoted to VP of this club, so I would like to share the secrets to my success.

1) Bad Time management/Lack of exercise
Kind of tough to juggle between works, studies, girlfriend and most importantly gaming, so whenever I am free I would pick the gaming option over exercising, as time passed, the promotion seems inevitable.

2) Having Late meals
Attributed to studying, class start at 7 and ends at 10, knock off at 6 reach school about 7 = no time to eat, unless you are like Boon Kiat. So every time after class (3 times a week) I would have my meal at about 11:30pm, den sleep @ about 12:30am.. Research shows that it is not advisable to eat after 9pm.

3) Snacking in office
Attributed to good colleagues.. Thanks for all the Koropoks, chocolates and “offerings.”

4) Posting for this Blogs
What more can I say, this is blog about food..

5) Being the Rubbish bin
Thanks to my girlfriend, what ever she cannot finish, I finish. Just like the golden pair of 90’s Man Utd whatever Dwight cannot finish, somehow Andy will finish..

6) The Mario Brothers
“Teh ice upsize” having one of this everyday to flush down lunch is the best way to get promoted. It took me about a month, having it without fail.. and the results is amazing!! It really works!!

I hope these tips will help you guys to soar up the ranks (like taking a Helicopter) in this club, like I did. And somebody please share your dining experiences.. You know who you are, I’m not going to say who, but you know him very well..