Winpop as we know it is something like MSN, but with the Risk of getting yourself being broadcast to the whole company of what nonsense you sprout. Today we had a pretty great conversation using this tool and we decide to share it since the Blog is dead.
off he went again, a stack of junk paper full of figures, a bottle filled with water and a in-destructible calculator that can withstand the weight of his heavy fingers – Zack
he left through the door on the side, doing his usual rounds, checking the interview rooms for misalignment of furniture and any wastage of electricity, to the staircase he goes to enjoy his 2 mins of serenity in a cloud of smoke.. – No(El)
Stare into the ceiling, hands on the wall, pants bellow his butt, then follow by a min of silence releasing overdue water into the urinal, gaggle his mouth to remove the smoke turkey like smell, whipping out his handky to wipe his already wet hands... so routine... and no worries... and he is earning big bucks... wtf – Zack
"Shall we. Shall we." over the phone he said.. the correspondent on the other side of the phone scurried to his/her feet and off to the meeting room. That much authority with no worries.. (Lets post these in the blog..) – No(El)
lolx... who is the other parties? need to mask away the name if gonna blog it... – Zack
no idea sia.. is it the old guy and the fat guy?? – No(El)
Mins past and hours past, time spend on discussion on unachievable targets drag on and on with no solutions continues through the day.. – No(El)
ya.. while we are slogging in front of the PC... trying to create sales to pay their huge paycheck... OMG – Zack
Digging through the resumes we go... Searching thru the portals we went.. "I need sales!! I need sales!!" we said to our sorry selves. After mins of pressuring ourselves we find ourselves at our comfort zones of game forums and bike forums.. And yes, "Fuck Facebook" – No(El)
lolx... thats so true... – Zack
After hours of searching through the net.. The guilty feelings sets in, "WTF am I doing" we said to ourselves. Then we pick up the matt black phone and starts calling our products and clients.. Sending emails, making and picking up calls for hours we go.. Lunch is round the corner.. – No(El)
Today, while the guilty feeling does sits in, i am happily scanning through jobs portals, looking for my dream job while trying to camouflage my small firefox browser into the outlook window... FML – Zack
That bring back memory of when I spend mins looking for skin for my Firefox..and found that it totally take the stealth aways and change it back to the default colours.. how long can our post be?? – No(El)
what post? – Zack
blog… - No(El)
lol... i dunno, you are the writer... – Zack
Nope.. we (as in you and me) are. Its been ages since we post anything.. – No(El)
lolx... why dun u consolidate our conversation this morning and with a bit of amendment, it can be up on our blog... lolx – Zack
lets wait till they get out of the meeting rm and we can continue on his biography then we sums up.. – No(El)
that would be a great idea... 6 more mins to go... my tummy has already started royal rumble... – Zack
Where shall we have lunch? - No(El)
i dunno... how abt somewhere i can pay my bills and also grab a cup of throat quenching ice mocha grande which gonna squeeze my wallet dry... – Zack
you are forcing us to go bridge.. – No(El)
lolx... which i dun mind... the crispy chicken, the taohu goreng and the malay machik who keep showing us the "WTF" handsign... ;p – Zack
There he sits looking dejected, munching away on the lunch someone bought for him.. talking shits with his subordinates.. - No(El)
the 2 poor souls over there, having to endure the longer than usual lunch break (cos they do not know what topic to talk abt that will not cause awkwardness between them) – Zack
rubbish come in rubbish goes out, you get your crap.. Thats what the conversation is gonna be base on to take that awkardness away (But I am rather certain, it is about the company trip).. God savage those poor soul. Nam myo ho renge kyo - No(El)
who gives the god gamn shit abt the company trip... I had to fork out the balance for the trip, deduct my pay for unpaid leaves, monkeying ard with a group of people i see almost everyday (minus sun plus when I am on MC)... No organised planning... maybe some of their meeting should include project mgmt serious... the 2 poor souls are being released... May the power be with them... lolx – Zack
I am not going too.. I already went for mine when I went to KL to work with LC.. That is more like company trip for me.. I heard he says, "Think about how to do it and not can we do it" to one of those poor souls, those words sound like music to my ears, yeah they sound like Miley Cyrus songs to me.. Lunch is over and off he goes to gather his thoughts – No(El)
ya gathering thots like what cigarette should i smoke later... which hard liquor should i drink tonight... what meeting can i come up with for later part of the day... when i can go out again with ,you know who, like last thurs... LOLX – Zack
Wicked man!!
While they were enjoying themselves.. I have to cover his duties, banging printer, rushing to collect fax and print out, making rounds, asking my co-workers, "Did you catch any fish today?" thats was really tough on me.. – No(El)
did you see what he did just now? he walk up to the bde whiteboard, and start to try cutting it up with his pile of junk paper like a senile old man... i was like OMG WTF... cant he jus behave like how a person holding his title should behave??? – Zack
I think he just added another job nscope to his long list of to do list.. Wah Kao!! he pulled the disappearing act again.. Anyway, before he went all kuku on the whiteboard.. he was sitting in his chair, wrinkles on his face like signs of all the battle he went thru.. he stares into the monitor with the 3 Ps and I.. Brudder, tell me what those shits means.. – No(El)
PPP & I
Productivity: How many meetings can i come up with each day
Profitability: How can I squeeze those poor recruitment so as to maximise my year end bonus
Professionalism: How can I be so childish yet maintaining my status
International: How can I impart my job role to the rest of the director internationally. – Zack
Thanks man.. But to me 3 P and I stands for
Playmobil
Pokemon
Play doh
Ice – Cream – No(El)
there are many deviations for the 3 Ps & I
Playstation I
Playstation II
Playstation II
&
Improved version of Playstation III
WTF am I toking abt... - Zack
Erm.. I think thats enuff..
There he goes again staring into the screen.. Thinking about what time should I go to smoke? what liquor to drink? What the fuck are we doing? Who should i get to change the empty water barrel? The tall guy, no.. he is the top sales and he glare at me the last time, i shall get the one sitting in the corner to change it.. – No(El)
no more starring into the screen... now he seems to be involve in all conversation... that the professionalism spirit as a director he should show... – Zack
David Thorne is back..
check it out..
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html - No(El)
David Thorne is good.. He just made a total loser of that guy who wants to troll him.. – No(El)
i heard him talking to one of the earlier poor soul that he will not be sitting in for the meeting... hmm wonder what is he up to... – Zack
lol then where did he go with that file??? - No(El)
meditating in the room? – Zack
he is back in action... starring into his screen... thinking real hard... – Zack
ya.. i saw that.. we got four page.. i think we can blog it.. – No(El)
woah! so many pages... he is making his next move... predator instint... - Zack
he is topping up papers.. what will we do without him.... – No(El)
the poor souls have to take over his duties like what they did when he was away for company trip in Portugal, enjoying himself to red wine, beef steaks, sausages, women... – Zack
I met him in the toliet in his signature posture, signing and grunting away like a total sign of victory while he urinates.. His action is so divine and so suited for a man of his status.. Is there a word limit for blogs? – No(El)
oh my... you actually met the god himself... god bless you... lolx... no i dun think that there is any limitations to the amount of words you can fill in... – Zack
check out his spec... did he get a new 1, red frame, goes well with his red tie... – Zack
I never check out his specs.. he is too divine, of a different level.. I dun even dare to rise my head while I look at him.. – No(El)
so there isnt any eye to eye contact earlier on when u met him...? that's so wasted... lolx – Zack
Eye to eye contact when he pee.. thats is dangerous you know.. i dun wan no divine rain on me.. – No(El)
then you will be blessed with the holy water... you know what i mean... – Zack
I dun want to be blessed that way.. we got 5 page now.. lets do it.. – No(El)
okie you're the man - Zack