Some quotes from random conversation I had and heard
On Rain the Korean Singer
“I hate the rain, it always caused me to be late.” - N
“I mean Rain, the muscular and handsome one!” – A
“I dun care if it is drizzling, heavy rain or thunder storm, I hate them all!!” – N
On Davy Jones claiming to be Octopus Paul's Father (During the world cup)
“I thought Davy Jones died when Jack Sparrow took Will Turner’s hand to thrust a dagger thru his heart.. Now he is asking us to put half ball, which match??” – N
“When Johnny Depp wins Oscar the next time round I guess. Forza Italiano! “ – L
“Actually I saw a lot this octopus thingy in my facebook wall before the germany – spain match. But, where is the link huh?” - V
“Well you see, Paul is Davy Jones’s son and he is the reincarnation of Lev Yashin, as he is reborn as an Octopus he can’t play football, therefore he spend his days predicting the winner for the world cup, as he is born in Germany, he has no choice but to predict only matches where Germany are involved and who knows, he was lucky he got 6 out of 6 prediction.. Too bad he was born in Germany, if he was born in Japan, he might have been someone’s dinner.. Or in Singapore he would have been worship as a god..” - N
On a Foreign colleague who didn’t wash his hand after he use the loo
“ I caught him.” –L
“Caught who?” – N
“Hxxxxd, he didn’t wash his hands after he use the loo.” – L
“Why didn’t you tell him that, you dun care where he’s from, or how expensive water is back in his country, in Sxxgxpxxx, you have to wash your hands after you use the loo.” - N
On staying put in this company
“ The longer you stay with this company, the more stupid you become.” – Z
On someone who never turn up for work for the 1st half of the day, when we have a KTV session in the evening, but turn up for work in the second half of the day.
“What pattern you say I come up with when I never turn up for work?” – A
“Oh that. You mean the pattern on my shirt? They are call stripes, they make me look slim. You see I have a rather busy schedule and have not been working out for a long time, so I have to resort to this kind of cheap illusions to make people think that I’m in shape” – N
“Whatever..” – A
On a random conversation on dancing
“I can teach you how to dance.” – A
“I was watching “So You Think You Can Dance” on TV and thought that I can do that too. So I tried a floor technique and I ended with a stiff neck for a week. I retired after that.” - N
On a random conversation on Ninja Suit
“My dance group made Ninja Suit for one of our competition.” – A
“Cool!! I always want one of those. I can wear it to 7 eleven on Halloween night and hold up the Minah for cigarettes, alcohol and money from their cash register.”
On Christiano Ronaldo
“U like Christiano Ronaldo?” - N
“NO. I hate him the most. why? I thought u know I like Frank Lampard ? haha!” - L
“ok.. Now I know. then nevermind..” - N
“okay! Ozil also okay.” L
“ok.. I am into women..” - N
“wad into woman?” - L
“You keep giving me guys name.. I was afraid that you misunderstood that I am gay, so just to inform you that I am heterosexual..”
And this are my favorite
On leaving the office in the middle of the day
“I am going out for an errand and will be back around 4:30pm” - D
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